I'm convinced the charts are watching me

Does anyone else have this curse? I'll finally build up the courage to buy in, and the literal second my order goes through, the price starts to tank. It feels like my buy order was the top signal the entire market was waiting for.

Then, when I try to be patient and wait for a dip, the rocket just takes off without me. I'm left on the sidelines watching a sea of green candles, completely missing out.

Seriously, I think my new strategy should be to do the exact opposite of what I want to do. It's the only way lol